You just know she's gonna wake me up at six in the morning tomorrow, don'tchya?



*waiting for the kids to go to bed so I can make a pass at Madame*

Another one of my childhood favorites, as sung by the incomparable Burl Ives (RIP)...


P.S. I'll go back to being a grumpy old bastard next week. Trust me.

I have a little bit of the holiday spirit in me tonight (and it isn't just the tequila this time)...


P.S. Very special thanks to each and every one of you that helped make my daughter's homeless pet food drive such an enormous success. We raised enough money for 118 bags of kibble, and you've made a little girl (and her dad) very, very happy. You guys are positively awesome, and I'm both lucky and proud to have you as friends.

A holiday treat from my childhood:


Merry Christmas, kids. ☺
P.S. For those of you with little ones, NORAD will be tracking Santa's flight pattern tonight at http://www.noradsanta.org/.

Damn... ol' Father Time sure is a merciless bastard, ain't he?


Speaking of which, the 2010 Dead Pool is coming up, so... let's hear your predictions, people! Who won't make it to see 2011?

P.S. Anyone that picks me will be instantly banned. :/

Well that was a royal pain in the ass...


My daughter and I made our way through the driving wind & snow (and the wretched, teeming hordes of mall apes) and got all our holiday shopping done this afternoon...

Me & my old friend Señor Cuervo are officially housebound until further notice. Someone else can shovel the god-damned driveway.

P.S. Dear Santa, please bring me Sandra Bullock. That is all.

...'cause seriously, I got nothin':

The Senate just advanced the health care bill (60-40) a few minutes ago, and they're recessed until noon Monday. mcjoan has a pretty good overview of what it looks like (so far) here.

Note to Tom Coburn: Choke on a bone, you bastard.

ETA: Joe Sudbay maps out the next steps here. ("Keep an eye on John McCain. He's looking like he's going to blow his top.")

Kay Martin's "I Want A Casting Couch For Christmas"...


(Hat-tip def_fr0g_42)
P.S. The whole album - I Know What He Wants For Christmas But I Don’t Know How To Wrap It - can be downloaded here for free.

did insems on fri and sat night :)
fx

"And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor...


...shall be lifted, nevermore."

*stomps remote to bits*

The rumored drug abuse, the drastic weight loss... I think it's safe to say this was a ticking time bomb just waiting to go off...



"An immensely talented actress who never quite
got the recognition that she deserved..."
Another needless fuckin' death. This god-forsaken year can't end soon enough.

Rest in peace, young lady.

Trust me... hit the play button, sit back and enjoy this masterpiece. Money back guaranteed if not completely impressed:



Many thanks to inibo

Yet another urgent memo from the Dept. of STFU...

"Let's be blunt here: the only way to stop them is to destroy the Iranian regime, the mullahs, and that can only be accomplished through war. And by war I don't mean ground troops; I mean massive bombing raids intended to destroy every one of the key targets."

- Rush Limbaugh, dictating U.S. military strategy to the unwashed, tea-bagging masses.

Is it just me, or is this knuckle-dragging cretin going to extraordinary lengths to remain even remotely relevant these days?

...admittedly more upbeat than my own (as written by my old friend languagevirus and posted in liberal_talk)...

Please take a few minutes to read it and share your thoughts with me:

I've been as upset as most of my other progressive friends about the changes that have been imposed on the health care reform bill in the senate, and over how the most important measures seem to keep getting stripped out in order to please "moderates", insurance & pharmaceutical industry shills, abortion opponents and, of course, Joe "Look-At-Me-I'm-A-Pompous-Little-Man-With-Shit-for-Brains" Lieberman. But, I have to say that once I took a few deep breaths and did some reading, this is actually exactly par for the course when major social legislation is enacted. I find that a historical view is essential to keep things in perspective:

1) The Civil Rights Act of 1957:

- When Lyndon Johnson (as senate majority leader) passed the Civil Rights Act of 1957, he faced all the same shamelessly hypocritical opposition that health care reform faces today, including hysterical claims that civil rights represented a takeover of states rights by the federal government, etc. This was the legislation that Strom "I Love Black Women" Thurmond filibustered for 24 hours straight, setting a record that sill stands. LBJ had to make so many compromises to win the support of southern dixiecrats, including stripping out anti-lynching provisions, that the final bill was almost completely ineffective. In fact, fewer african americans were registered to vote in 1960 than had been registered in 1956. But, the logjam had been broken, and "It did however open the door to later legislation that was effective in securing voting rights as well as ending legal segregation and providing housing rights. In particular, it established both the Commission on Civil Rights and the office of Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights. Subsequently, on December 9, 1957, the Civil Rights Division was established within the Justice Department by order of Attorney General William P. Rogers, giving the Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights a distinct division to command." (wikipedia). By passing an imperfect bill, LBJ established the framework for later improvements and expansions that provided true civil rights.

2) Social Security:

- When Franklin Roosevelt passed Social Security, it had to be watered down so severely in order for him to get it passed that at first it didn't even cover african-americans. Republicans screamed that social security was socialism and that it would cause the loss of millions of jobs. In the version that was finally passed, women and minorities were excluded from unemployment insurance and old age pensions. Jobs that employed mostly women and minorities were also excluded, including workers in agricultural labor, domestic service, government employees, and many teachers, nurses, hospital employees, librarians, and social workers. "Nearly two-thirds of all African Americans in the labor force, 70 to 80% in some areas in the South, and just over half of all women employed were not [initially] covered by Social Security" (Wikipedia). But, as Paul Krugman wrote in yesterday's New York Times "Social Security originally had huge gaps in coverage — and a majority of African-Americans, in particular, fell through those gaps. But it was improved over time, and it’s now the bedrock of retirement stability for the vast majority of Americans."

3) The Emancipation Proclamation:

- Finally, when Abraham Lincoln enacted the Emancipation Proclamation, it was also a very circumscribed piece of legislation that disappointed many abolitionists of the day. Josh Marshall discussed this at Talking Points Memo (www.tpm.com) and is worth quoting at length:

"Like President Obama, President Lincoln was seen by many of his supporters as something of a disappointment once in office. This was largely due to the number and types of compromises he needed to make, most notably with the institution of slavery. In his first inaugural address, Lincoln came out and said that he was not bound and determined to end slavery, that the President does not in any case have the power to unilaterally change the law of the land, and that his first priority was the preservation of the Union, even if the price of that preservation was to accept the continuation of slavery. During the war, when pressed by a group of ministers about why he had not more forcefully worked to end slavery, he reiterated that his overriding priority was to preserve the Union, and added that there were four slave states which had stayed loyal and which were currently contributing 50,000 soldiers to the war effort; these, he pointed out, were states and soldiers which he could not afford to lose in a dispute over slavery.

"When Lincoln finally issed the Emancipation Proclamation, its scope was remarkably circumscribed: it did not call for the emancipation of slaves in loyal states (for this, Lincoln would need the participation of Congress, and in any event, as described above, he did not seek such an act for fear of worsening the Union's position in the war); it did not call for the emancipation of slaves in those areas under military control by the Union; it limited emancipation to those areas which would be brought under military control subsequent to January 1, 1863, which was about 3 months after the Proclamation itself was issued. As one historian noted, this meant the Proclamation carefully excused all of the slaves which the United States actually had any authority over at the time of issuance! As another historian noted, the Proclamation was in essence the offer of a bribe: any state then in rebellion which would lay down its arms and return to the Union would not be compelled to give up its slaves; any state conquered by force of arms after January 1, 1863 would be so compelled.

"Needless to say, the Proclamation was seen by anti-slavery partisans of the time as wholly unacceptable, a compromise too far, and yet more evidence of the unfitness of their elected standard-bearer in the White House. And yet, as Foote points out, Lincoln is today hailed as the preserver of the Union, which he was, but as The Great Emancipator, which he was not. This is because the Proclamation, while useless in a practical sense at the moment of issuance, was the crucial starting point for the abolition of slavery, a project which was completed just a few years later."

Final thoughts:

So - my view, and the view of many people who I respect, is that many, if not all, social insurance programs tend to start out highly compromised, imperfect and incomplete. But, one the precedent has been set, and a framework is in place, then the programs can get better and more comprehensive with subsequent revisions and expansions.

- Obama knows this, he takes a long-term view to these issues, which is why he can maintain such calm and equanimity throughout the process.

- The Republicans know this, and they know that social programs tend to be quite popular once they are enacted (you don't see many of the older tea-baggers volunteering to give up Medicare, do you?), so they are fighting tooth and nail to deny Obama and the Democrats a victory.

- The insurance and pharmaceutical companies know this too - even if there is a short term benefit to them, the longer term trend will be to reduce costs and improve coverage, which will ultimately force change to their industries.

By passing the bill, universal coverage will be established as a goal and the process of cost containment will begin. The Internet and 24-hour news coverage allow us unprecedented views of the nitty-gritty of the legislative sausage-making process, and it's ugly up close, but if health reform passes, and I pray with every cell in my resolutely atheist heart that it does, Obama will be on track to be the greatest president since FDR.

Hat-tip drjon...